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Sometimes its a good thing.

Gonzales Claims He Can’t Get A Job Because Of The “Rough Economy’

In April, reports revealed that former attorney general Alberto Gonzales was “unable to interest law firms in adding his name to their roster.” Gonzales has previously said that law firms were hesitant to hire him because of “all the investigations and the possibility that I might be indicted.” But in an interview with the Austin-American Statesman this week, Gonzales blamed the “rough economy” for his lack of work:

It’s a rough economy right now, and it’s a tough time for a lot of law firms right now. Obviously they are very careful about bringing on new people, and they are going to be careful about bringing on people where there are questions about things that may have happened in their past,” he said. “Over time, I’m confident those things will be resolved, and things will work themselves out.”

No you miserable maggot.  You can’t get a job because you are a traitorous piece of crap.  You sold your soul to be GW’s consigliore and helped shred our Constitution for der Party.  You should be disbarred, jailed and publicly humiliated.

Of all of the tools of the current administration that worked to undermine everything the United States stands for, ol’ Alberto is perhaps one of the most deserving of a long, long prison sentence.  Begging on the street corner would be the next best option for his karmic payback.

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